brititsh:

when you tell your friends a joke and no one laughs
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i-have-been-johnlocked:

221b-sherlock:

geekishchic:

thedoctorsfallingdetective:

daisykettering:

The solar system with the planets names written in circular Gallifreyan. 

THANK YOU FOR ADDING PLUTO. BLESS YOU.

       This^

Pluto is the ninth planet, every whovian knows you can’t skip nine…

^^ Oh, you beautiful clever bastard…

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ill-be-y0ur-safety:

standhaft:

the-universe-of-justin:

Did Disney think Floridians were some alien race or something.

We are

too accurate 

shinylizzy:

GAME store makes the most of broken shutters

kyoko-sakura:

vampirequeen:

im reading a manga and inSTEAD OF MCDONALDS ITS SAYS MOCBNALDS I CANT BSTOP LAUGH ???? MOCBNALDS

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i’ll see your mocbnalds and raise you a wacnordo

(Source: vampirequeenarchives)

neriede:

Can I just…..?????

Like, this is the single most beautiful piece of animation ever, I mean

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Go ahead, click and drag it, I fucking GUARANTEE that whatever frame it lands on will make you feel better about your day.

New favourite joke:

where-am-i-send-help:

ougbad:

karlimeaghan:

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”

i dont get it

No one explain it

stability:

floral-ink:

stability:

why is my bedroom always so hot

maybe because it holds a portal to hell because satan himself thinks you’re a cutie and is reaching from the depths of hell to touch that booty

i love the science side of tumblr

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